But in my experience, they’re not all infused equally. As promised by the front of the box, there are four fruits ripe for the milking. See, while each spoonful of Fraud Loops tastes the same throughout, lacking nuance and pomological authenticity, in each bite of Tropical Froot Loops you’ll encounter a pleasant menagerie of familiar fruit flavor. spent $20–$30 to import) Mexican Tropical Froot Loops when they came out, you’ll be too enchanted by this island time experience to get granularly critical. Justin disagreed in our latest episode, but if my discerning taste buds weren’t able to detect a difference in Kellogg’s localized Loops, I doubt most people will have a problem.

But did the full cornucopia of goodness found in the once Mexico-exclusive Tropical Froot Loops survive their flight north for the summer? stuff can crawl back under whatever lab-synthesized schnozzberry bush they came from. As my Empty Bowl cohost Justin accurately states, these deserve the title of “Froot Loops,” while the O.G.

I’ve reviewed Tropical Froot Loops once already, so I will keep this quick. The rest must be considered “Worse Loops.” Oh, and one more: there can only be one Froot Loops. There are many harsh truths in this world: nothing is fair, some people genetically can’t enjoy cilantro, and they’re just going to keep putting tags on shirts even though a flappy piece of rough fabric slapping your tender neck seems like an antithetical idea when considering the purpose of clothing.